marypoopins: (this is so serious i'm wearing a suit)
Kagura ([personal profile] marypoopins) wrote2011-08-14 05:05 pm

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I'm bored. Gonna answer fan mail.

Send me your dumb questions.

((I'm just answering questions ICly from audience or characters, I don't care either way))

EXAMPLE

[identity profile] frogdance.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Do these pants make my butt look big?

Re: EXAMPLE

[identity profile] marypoopins.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
If you have to ask, it means yes. Quit fishing for compliments, Fattie.

[identity profile] zidane.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Who cleans up Sadaharu's massive poops?

[identity profile] marypoopins.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Gin-chan and Shinpachi. It builds their character.
blastardise: (Default)

[personal profile] blastardise 2011-08-15 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Why are you so ugly?

[identity profile] marypoopins.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Question denied.

[identity profile] onmydayoff.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Do you like Sadaharu's right butt cheek, or left butt cheek more?

[identity profile] marypoopins.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Why is there two of you. When did this journal become a stupid dressing room?

Butt cheeks are butt cheeks. If poop get smeared on one, the other one is dirty too. This is a stupid question.

[identity profile] diemayora.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
How do you want to die? Do you want to be stung by a jellyfish to death, or die via iron maiden?

[identity profile] marypoopins.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
If I'm going to die, I'll be taking you down with me, asshole.
blastardise: (Insert something stupid here)

[personal profile] blastardise 2011-08-15 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
When is your favourite pooping time for Sadaharu? After breakfast, lunch, or dinner?

[identity profile] marypoopins.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Why is it my favorite? You should be asking Sadaharu. Maybe he'll poop on you.
blastardise: (Default)

[personal profile] blastardise 2011-08-15 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Do you like Shinpachi's right butt cheek, or left butt cheek more?

[identity profile] notaspectacle.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Oi! Okita-san! What kind of questions are you asking?!

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[personal profile] blastardise 2011-08-15 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
If you and MADAO were the last creatures in the universe, would you have sex with him to save all the entire universe?

[identity profile] marypoopins.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
No. The universe can suck it.
blastardise: (Remind me again why a gorilla's my boss)

[personal profile] blastardise 2011-08-15 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
What would you do if you caught Hijikata-san peeping on you while you're on the toilet?

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organiccyborg: (WHAT HASN'T SCIENCE DONE?)

[personal profile] organiccyborg 2011-08-15 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
What does everyone in the cast smell like?

[identity profile] marypoopins.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
After a string of stupid Sadist questions, a question like this can even sound smart.

Gin-chan - strawberry milk
Shinpachi - detergent
Me - sukonbu
Sadaharu - dog
Boss Lady - soap
Mayora - Nicotine and Mayo
Sadist - asshole
Gorilla - gorilla
Madao - failure

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[identity profile] qable.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Apple juice, orange juice, or pickle juice?

[identity profile] marypoopins.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Orange juice. I only like my food pickled.
blastardise: (Default)

[personal profile] blastardise 2011-08-15 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Have you ever wondered what your poop tastes like?

[identity profile] marypoopins.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
No. I bet you know what it tastes like. Shit always comes out of your mouth.
organiccyborg: (Papillon [UNFABULOUS.])

[personal profile] organiccyborg 2011-08-15 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Have you banned Okita yet?

[identity profile] marypoopins.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
I'm working on it.

[identity profile] leftbrained.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Did you cry when you read One Piece's Whitebeard arc? ...No wait, DID GIN CRY?

[identity profile] marypoopins.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
We both did. Then we went and gave Luffy a hug. (http://campfuckudie.livejournal.com/5656172.html?thread=2324809068) Ace died for our friendship.

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organiccyborg: (Default)

[personal profile] organiccyborg 2011-08-15 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Did anyone cry when reading One Piece, at any time?

[identity profile] marypoopins.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Gin-chan cries reading One Piece a lot. He calls it shedding manly tears.
organiccyborg: (Default)

[personal profile] organiccyborg 2011-08-15 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Does Gintoki pretend he's doing BANKAI when he's in the bathroom?

[identity profile] marypoopins.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. But sometimes he yells on the toilet for other reasons.

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blastardise: (Don't you just ship this aww yeah)

[personal profile] blastardise 2011-08-15 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Do you get embarrassed when you buy bras, because your chest is so small?

[identity profile] marypoopins.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Shut up. They're still growing.

Do you ever get embarrassed when you look in the mirror because your face is so hideous?
organiccyborg: (Default)

[personal profile] organiccyborg 2011-08-15 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
If everyone in the series BUT Shinpachi wore glasses, how would his pathetic existence be expressed?

[identity profile] marypoopins.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
That's a trick question. Shinpachi is nothing without his glasses. He wouldn't exist.

We'll replace him with Taka-tin.

[identity profile] haunted-pants.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Who's your favorite superhero?

[identity profile] marypoopins.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
One that's not wearing his underwear on the outside like a pervert.
shigeharu: (oh well.)

[personal profile] shigeharu 2011-08-15 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Fedoras: rakishly appealing or hopelessly overdone?

[identity profile] marypoopins.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Is this for me or my player? Whatever.

Appealing. I look good in a fedora. But everything looks good on me anyway.
splendad: (earpick)

[personal profile] splendad 2011-08-15 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, have you seen it? Did I leave it somewhere? I can't find it.

[identity profile] marypoopins.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Did you leave your brain somewhere, Gin-chan. You have to tell me what the "it" is.