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[marypoopins]

[blah blah mistletoe]

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[blastardise]

[how scaryyy]

You don't know about that mistletoe thing? Figures. It's not like you know anything at all.

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[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

I know what mistletoe is, I've been here way longer than you have. My player never threads that out, she...

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

[SHE... IS A SHIPPER.]

Shit. So we gotta?

[blastardise]

Keep dreaming. I'm not going to let you violate my innocence.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

That should be my line. There's nothing innocent about you, Sadist. I'm the victim here.

[blastardise]

How exactly are you the victim?

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

You almost broke my leg!

[blastardise]

[I WAS SO TEMPTED TO PULL AN UMIBOUZU JOKE HERE]

You broke my roots. I'm the victim here.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

That was pay back for my leg.

[blastardise]

Anyway.

We're not doing it.

Over my dead body.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

Whatever. Bet you're lousy at it.

[blastardise]

Go get your first kiss from someone else.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

Gladly, they'd be better than you. Loads better.

[blastardise]

As if you would know.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

I don't need to know anything to just know. Whoever it is won't be some sadistic bastard. It's a no brainer.

[blastardise]

Go make out with that giant white thing that always follows you around already.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

He's not a thing. He's Sadaharu and who thinks of somethinf disgusting like that?!

[blastardise]

It's the only one that would willingly kiss you.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

I always knew you were sick.

[stomach growl gdi]

[blastardise]

Not as sick as your face.

[who cares]

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

[She doesn't care that he doesn't care, BUT SHE CARES. HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE SHE'S EATEN.]

[blastardise]

What's that weird look—oh, that's your face.

[Kagura's patience in pictorial form]

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

Aaaargh, I don't care anymore!

I'm cold. I'm hungry. I've been in a thread with you for over 90 comments!

[marching towards Okita with killer intent]

[blastardise]

[hand on sheathe]

You're not coming near me. Go be hungry and die.