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[marypoopins]

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[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

[SHE... IS A SHIPPER.]

Shit. So we gotta?

[blastardise]

Keep dreaming. I'm not going to let you violate my innocence.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

That should be my line. There's nothing innocent about you, Sadist. I'm the victim here.

[blastardise]

How exactly are you the victim?

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

You almost broke my leg!

[blastardise]

[I WAS SO TEMPTED TO PULL AN UMIBOUZU JOKE HERE]

You broke my roots. I'm the victim here.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

That was pay back for my leg.

[blastardise]

Anyway.

We're not doing it.

Over my dead body.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

Whatever. Bet you're lousy at it.

[blastardise]

Go get your first kiss from someone else.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

Gladly, they'd be better than you. Loads better.

[blastardise]

As if you would know.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

I don't need to know anything to just know. Whoever it is won't be some sadistic bastard. It's a no brainer.

[blastardise]

Go make out with that giant white thing that always follows you around already.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

He's not a thing. He's Sadaharu and who thinks of somethinf disgusting like that?!

[blastardise]

It's the only one that would willingly kiss you.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

I always knew you were sick.

[stomach growl gdi]

[blastardise]

Not as sick as your face.

[who cares]

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

[She doesn't care that he doesn't care, BUT SHE CARES. HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE SHE'S EATEN.]

[blastardise]

What's that weird look—oh, that's your face.

[Kagura's patience in pictorial form]

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

Aaaargh, I don't care anymore!

I'm cold. I'm hungry. I've been in a thread with you for over 90 comments!

[marching towards Okita with killer intent]

[blastardise]

[hand on sheathe]

You're not coming near me. Go be hungry and die.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

[smacking that hand away]

Quit being such a girl!

[grabbing his collar, pulling down hard and yeaaaah whatever. THE ANGLE IS PROBABLY ALL WRONG. THEIR NOSES ARE SMOOSHED ETC ETC SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO VIOLATE YOUR ARCH ENEMY TO GET SHIT DONE.]

[blastardise]

[I FINALLY HAVE AN EXCUSE TO USE THIS ICON

also pushing you the fuck away after this]