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[marypoopins]

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[blastardise]

[conveniently napping somewhere!!!]

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

...

[WHIPS A MARKER OUT]

[blastardise]

[zzzzz... ish]

Oi China, try drawing on my face and I'll make sure your face becomes uglier than the usual.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

Tch, fake sleeping?

That's no way to talk to someone doing you a favor. I'm making improvements. Maybe with some facial hair, you'll convince people you went through puberty.

[blastardise]

I'm going through puberty right now, moron. Just because I don't have facial hair doesn't mean I'm not. Kondo-san's got a dirty look, and I'm perfect for the clean look. Go away.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

Whatever you say, brat. It's hard to believe you when your voice hasn't dropped.

[turning to go though, because she's got no use around him when he's awake :/]

[blastardise]

[... back to sleep I go, then!]

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

[...except she can't go anywhere.]

That's weird.

[blastardise]

[OKAY FINE GETTING UP]

What are you still doing here?

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

Enjoying your company. [eyeroll]

I can't move, idiot. What else?

[blastardise]

Why can't you? Did your granny feet decide to give up on you already?

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

I don't have granny feet! It's got to be some weird camp thing!

[blastardise]

Everything about this place is weird.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

So it's not me!

[blastardise]

You're some kind of weirdo too, don't forget.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

I don't want to hear that from some sadist!

Quit gawking like an idiot.

[blastardise]

Whatever, freak. I'm getting out of here.

[exit, stage left!

only... not.]

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

Whatever, good riddance.

...what happened to leaving, Sadist.

[blastardise]

Yeah, I decided that you should leave first. This is my spot.

[he's lying]

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

Are you hard of hearing? I said I can't!

[blastardise]

I have a solution. Try not breathing.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

You try not breathing.

[blastardise]

Animals first.

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I'll make you stop breathing!

[taking a swipe at]

[blastardise]

[WHAT THE FUCK, WOMAN]