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[marypoopins]

[blah blah mistletoe]

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[blastardise]

...

Go be brainless somewhere else!

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

I WANT TO.

ADMIT YOUR LOSS. DO YOU WANT TO WEAR A WIG?

[blastardise]

I'll wear a wig in my dreams. Go away already so I can get back to my nap.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

[YANKING HIS HAIR SOME MORE]

LET ME LEAVE ALREADY.

[blastardise]

Are you insane? I don't even want you near me. Maybe you're the one who won't let me leave.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

Then why didn't you leave? That would've fixed everything, idiot!

[blastardise]

I would've left already if I could!

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

[letting go of his Justin Bieber hair in shock]

...What?!

[blastardise]

'tch. You heard me.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

Isn't this some role play game? I'm supposed to kick your ass, get my EXP and leave?!

It makes no sense you can't move either!

[blastardise]

Stop making stupid game references, China! They're not working!

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

Then what?

[kind of making sure her leg's in working order, moving it around etc, fucking sadist bastard.]

[blastardise]

[He's trying to... fix his hair.]

I don't know yet. Let's think this over quietly. So stop talking.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

Fine.

[gonna keep attending to her leg]

[blastardise]

[... and he spots the mistletoe. At least it only took 56 comments!

He's not making a sound.]

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

[streeeeeetches]

[blastardise]

Have you thought of anything yet?

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

I still want to kick your ass.

[blastardise]

Hello? It should have been obvious that beating each other up wasn't doing anything.

I shouldn't have asked you in the first place. Stupid China freak.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

Shut up! I don't see you coming up with any bright ideas.

[blastardise]

Maybe if I go nap now, I'll just sleep through this whole thing and wake up with your ugly face somewhere else.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

Nap, catch hypothermia and die, Sadist.

That's the dumbest idea.

[blastardise]

I'd do anything but kiss you, moron. Shut up.

[... oops]

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[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

Well, same goes for me.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

What. Wait?