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[marypoopins]

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[blastardise]

[DAMMIT, OW. Going down, but grabbing your legs so you go down with him.]

You can cut your own tongue instead, so I can stop hearing your ugly voice.

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[Shit. Down she goes. Freeing one of her legs from his grip so she can kick at his head. repeatedly.]

[blastardise]

[After a while of being kicked, he's gonna grab that leg and attempt to twist it.]

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[OW. OW. OW.]

YOU'LL BREAK IT, BASTARD.

[blastardise]

Try getting out of this level now.

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[OW IN PAIN, but mustering up her strength to reach and YANK HIS HAIR and trying to stomp on him with the other leg - but it's more like it's flailing]

[blastardise]

[I AM SO ABUSED]

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[FFFFFFFFFF PAIN JUST WON'T STOP.]

SAY UNCLE.

[blastardise]

What's that? You want me to twist your ankle too?

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I hope you like using a wig!

[YANKING HARDER]

[blastardise]

[AIMS FOR ANOTHER PUNCH]

Get the hell out already, China!

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[Okita trying to punch must mean one less arm holding her leg and trying to twist it; trying to yank her leg out of his grip]

Just surrender already so I can go on and challenge the Demon King!

[blastardise]

I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds really dumb!

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You're some stupid mid boss I have to beat before I can finally leave this area!

[blastardise]

...

Go be brainless somewhere else!

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I WANT TO.

ADMIT YOUR LOSS. DO YOU WANT TO WEAR A WIG?

[blastardise]

I'll wear a wig in my dreams. Go away already so I can get back to my nap.

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[YANKING HIS HAIR SOME MORE]

LET ME LEAVE ALREADY.

[blastardise]

Are you insane? I don't even want you near me. Maybe you're the one who won't let me leave.

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Then why didn't you leave? That would've fixed everything, idiot!

[blastardise]

I would've left already if I could!

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[letting go of his Justin Bieber hair in shock]

...What?!

[blastardise]

'tch. You heard me.

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Isn't this some role play game? I'm supposed to kick your ass, get my EXP and leave?!

It makes no sense you can't move either!

[blastardise]

Stop making stupid game references, China! They're not working!